Amused by the subject lines in my spam box.
- Potion for agressive banging!
- The bigger the tool in your pants is, the bigger man you feel.
- With a bigger tool you can break not only hearts but also splits.
- conjured up! fly to Uzeda, if you would save my very reason.
- You need more blood to make your penis bigger?
- Your social status will grow with a more serious watch.
By “watch,” I’m assuming they mean “penis.”