Amused by the subject lines in my spam box.

• Potion for agressive banging!
• The bigger the tool in your pants is, the bigger man you feel.
• With a bigger tool you can break not only hearts but also splits.
• conjured up! fly to Uzeda, if you would save my very reason.
• You need more blood to make your penis bigger?
• Your social status will grow with a more serious watch.

By “watch,” I’m assuming they mean “penis.”